Yesterday one of my associates, "Billy the Kid," a young man of 19, was manning the fitting rooms. We recently put keyed locks on all of the doors. A man approached with items to try on. My associate took the man to a room and opened the door. The man entered the room, turned back around and said, "Thanks. Wanna join me?"

Newsflash to all you nasty, creepy pedophilic homosexual men out there; the fitting room at Levi's is NOT the place to get a date!!!!