FYI: Fitting Room Dos & Don'ts

For anyone who has ever wondered what appropriate fitting room behavior is, here are a few general tips:

DO:

• Lock the door to your room
• Wear underwear
• Leave the door closed until you are completely dressed
• Keep items off of the floor

DON'T:

• Change in the middle of the store
• Leave your crusty underwear on the floor
• Pee on the floor
• Leave bodily fluids of any kind on clothes you don't intend to buy
• Open the door with NOTHING covering your behind

In case you were wondering, there is a specific story attatched to each of these items. I would be happy to supply details if you really want to hear them, but you probably couldn't stomach them!

This will be a running list, so check back often!