Of course my actual response was "Yes," but here are some examples of what I wanted to say:
- No, it's pesos, of course
- Actually, it's in Euros. My circa 1990 register automatically detects where you're from by bouncing a satellite feed off of an alien spaceship and adjusts the total accordingly.
- I'm sorry, sir, if you don't know where you are, I'd be happy to try to find you a map...THIS IS AMERICA! WE USE DOLLARS!!!!
Good thing I'm able to hold my tongue until I can come home and blog it out.
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